9/16/21

THE STORY OF A SUPERSTAR











Lisa Carver is a Stone-Cold Super-Kool Shock-Troop New Rational One-Woman Army-of-Multitudes Condemned-to-Flesh, Over-Running the Dross and the Every Hysterical Strawberry Shortcake Pop-Hurricane Nightmare, Victorious Over Every Last the Latest-Other-Self-Delusion, Braver than Ulysses, Kinder than Murderous Super-Hurricanes, Yet as Vicious as a Columbine Without Firearms. She's Likely to "Win" in the End, Yet "Loss" is No Nightmare for Our Lisa "Kristee" Carver. The World's a Mess. It's in Her Hyper-Selective Kisses and Many More-Than-Worthwhile Super-Book Efforts. Born in 1968 and Barreling Toward Her Singular and Cheerfully-Angry New Immortality. So! ___________ is Unreservedly Recommended, a Book-of-the-Year, ___________ will Give Winston Smith and Sylvia Plath Ten Thousand Reasons to Reverse-to-Happy at the End. File Under 22nd Century Shock Troop Mass Lit. 

6 comments:

Yo Ma Ma said...

Yup!!

Anonymous said...

A true Stupor-Star, that darn Carver!

Lisa Carver said...

Love My Way

Joe Faggot-Face said...

White Aryan Resistance is OVER, Miss Lesbia Kristee Carversmacks!

Aubergine Squirrel said...

I like her.

Darius Smith said...

Loved her since 1990. Knew her since 1995. Easily greatest living writer. So there.