If Bizarro Sporty really wants to make a good first impression on her boss, if she believes in the product she's pushing, don't be afeared. I, the true Our Sporty Spice am tuned-in, turned-on, and a drop-out? I am such a drop-out, so much down-and-out, that homeless men look like sell-outs next to me.
Someone. Someone stand next to me.